Monthly Archives: May 2013

An Easter Egg In My Stocking!

It’s only Monday, but it’s going to be really hard to beat this entry for worst mixed metaphor of the week*: “It’s an Easter egg hunt, looking for eggs out there. And when you come up with something like this, … Continue reading

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Is your stationery stationary, or is it out there being useful?

Is it stationary or stationery? Does it matter? Does anyone really notice? Well, yes: of course it does, and of course they do. Stationary (-ary) means not moving. Stationery (-ery) means writing paper and envelopes.

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Have you “seamlessly eliminated” your singing octopuses?

Here is a weird mixed phrase recently encountered while editing: “seamlessly eliminated“ It took only a few seconds of pondering to break it down: it’s a jammed-together construction created from “seamlessly integrated” and “completely eliminated.” Think of it visually and … Continue reading

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Is that pond for ornamental carp or is it just shy? Koi pond vs coy pond.

Accidental (and accidentally amusing) usages crop up in the most unexpected places. Recently I read an article in a nature publication, and it referred to a “coy pond.” An acquaintance of mine is a big fan of koi and has … Continue reading

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